10 Different Types Of Nigerian Barbers
1. The POWDER masters
These ones will design your head with powder you’ll think they’ve given you the best cut of your life… until you go home and bath.
2. The Talkative
These ones will not keep kwayet & barb you… He’ll talk & talk till he makes mistake on the hair… you might end up telling him to barb you skin cut las las…
3. Packaging Lords
Things like chilled A/C, groundnut,chin chin,water,magazines & so on…. NA DEM!!! They might even unbox new clipper just for your haircut… The things they’ll spray your hair ehn…. (PLEASE ASK FOR PRICE ooh) make motor no Jam you for express.
4. The Dracula
Once these ones barb you, you must have injury especially when they’re carving the hair! And you’ll not notice the injury until water touches your face…
ordinary haircut ooh,when it’s not tattoo somebody came to draw
5. The street-treprenuer
These ones have plenty hustles inside one barbershop! There’s bet naija inside the shop,there’s viewing center, boutique inside,some even still have full chemist inside That same barbershop.
6. Road side Cinema
These ones will not face their barbing… They’ll keep “sharp” tv & start showing wrestling…. people will just gather the place, if you’re an introvert nothing can make you comfortable to barb there.
7. The Naggers
Awon low budget lasisi…
Once you enter their shop,they’ll start complaining about the last person that cut your hair.. You’ll hear them say “Omo, who barb your hair last now? Him don spoil your carving… him don carry your hair go inside bla bla” Oga REST!
8. The NOISY CLIPPER users
These ones will be using “I pass my neighbor clipper” to barb someone. From beginning till end they’ll be using screw driver to reduce volume of clipper. Ahhhhh…
9. Your BARBER
This one knows you already… he always deliver! You don’t need to tell him what hairstyle you wants,he already knows.